Semiconductor cleanroom where robotic arms place golden potato chips onto wafer racks

Crunch Yield 99.997%

Powering the AI Revolution.One Chip At A Time.

Global demand for chips has never been higher.

Fortunately, we’ve been manufacturing them for decades.

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Live Global Chip Demand8,412,774,903units / sec

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Press ReleaseJuly 28, 2026

Chips Industries Announces 1.5 mm Thin Cut Process Node

The company's most advanced substrate to date enters risk production in Q1 2027, delivering a 29% improvement in sustained crunch rate over the 2 mm Classic node.

Why Chips?

The substrate the AI era runs on.

Every frontier model, every inference cluster, every autonomous agent depends on chips. We make them at scale.

Unbounded Demand

Demand for chips keeps increasing. Fortunately ours are edible.

Superior Scaling

Potatoes scale better than silicon.

Sustainable By Design

100% biodegradable. Eventually.

Stacked semiconductor wafer carriers holding neatly organized golden potato chips — Carrier 04 — 47 units, Rev D

Manufacturing Process

Seven stages from tuber to inference.

A fully automated pipeline running across 47 foundries, verified at every stage.

Cleanroom production line annotated with the seven manufacturing stages: potato selection, wafer slicing, thermal optimization, atomic salt deposition, crunch verification, packaging, AI ready — Fig. 1 — Continuous process line, Foundry 12. Stages 01–07 shown in sequence.

01
Potato Selection
02
Wafer Slicing
03
Thermal Optimization
04
Atomic Salt Deposition
05
Crunch Verification
06
Packaging
07
AI Ready

Operations

Global fleet, live.

Real-time telemetry across every foundry, verification line and distribution node.

Foundries Online: 47
Yield: 99.997%
Crunch Accuracy: 99.999%
Salt Precision: ±0.2mg
Global AI Supply: Infinite

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Automated warehouse with robotic shelving storing potato chips as semiconductor inventory — Quarterly Crunch Report
Demand keeps accelerating.
The AI industry cannot get enough chips.

Q4 2026

Crunch Report

PDF

Units shipped: 2.4T
Backlog: Indefinite
Guidance: Raised

Research

EUV lithography machine exposing a potato chip with brilliant blue lasers

Published 2026

CrunchNet V3

Next Generation Neural Potato Architecture

Chips Research · Foundry Systems Group

Benchmarks

Measured on reference silicon. Verified on potato.

Figures represent sustained throughput across a fully provisioned foundry cluster.

Metric	Value
Crunch/sec	2.8B
Salt Density	99.999%
Crisp Latency	0.3ms
Flavor Throughput	420 TFLOPS
Potato Utilization	100%

FAQ

Frequently asked questions.

Are these chips AI compatible?: Yes. Especially with dip.
Do you manufacture silicon chips?: No. The tasty kind.
What's your process node?: 2 mm.
Is this a Layer 1?: No. It's lightly salted.
Can I stake Chips?: Only in guacamole.
Why are AI companies buying so many chips?: Wrong chips. Still bullish.